Two Types of Women

"There are two types of women, I've found. There are those who are addicted to chocolate and there are bitches. Bitches are the sort of women wo say 'Oh, I couldn't possibly eat a whole Mars Bar, they're so sickly!' Or 'I find one square of dark chocolate more than enough, don't you?' Or, even worse, 'I'm not really that keen on chocolate. I'm more of a savoury person.' All said whilst nibbking conservatively on a Twiglet as if it's a sufficient substitute for sheer pleasure. What's all that about?"

(The Chocolate Lovers' Diet by Carole Matthews)